Why does every gay person have to make something that offends straight people?
Why have straight cisgendered people been putting LGBT people down for years and still continue to do so, even now. We are starting to gain some of our rights. Sorry if one joke upsets you, we will just say sorry even though we get no such thing from you for all you have done and continue to do to us.
Oscar Wilde was one of the greatest play writes of all time and you Cishets banished him from his home country. He died poor and alone because he dared to find someone of his own gender attractive.
Alen Turing who basically invented modern computing was subject to chemical castration because he had sex with a willing 19 yo man. The other man was dishonorably discharged from the military for this as well.
So ya sorry cishet people, I hope this joke didn’t upset you too much.